1 00:00:01,985 --> 00:00:03,595 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:11,100 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 3 00:00:25,149 --> 00:00:27,538 Previously on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds... 4 00:00:27,543 --> 00:00:28,543 CHAPEL: Uhura, 5 00:00:28,548 --> 00:00:31,295 you have a textbook case of overwork and exhaustion. 6 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:32,558 You haven't been sleeping. 7 00:00:32,562 --> 00:00:35,779 It's been busy... Here. 8 00:00:35,783 --> 00:00:38,303 YMALAY: You protected the timeline. 9 00:00:38,307 --> 00:00:40,529 KIRK: This is a fork in the road. Your future 10 00:00:40,534 --> 00:00:41,827 and mine, diverging. 11 00:00:41,832 --> 00:00:43,260 LA'AN: Starfleet has regulations 12 00:00:43,265 --> 00:00:44,632 for situations like this. 13 00:00:46,794 --> 00:00:48,270 PIKE: You're pirates. 14 00:00:48,274 --> 00:00:49,662 It's an Orion specialty. 15 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:51,664 CHAPEL: Spock is my friend. 16 00:00:51,668 --> 00:00:52,926 I have to tell you... 17 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,530 CHAPEL: It's complicated. 18 00:00:54,535 --> 00:00:56,364 UHURA: Then make it simple. 19 00:00:56,369 --> 00:00:58,911 CHAPEL: I wish we had more connection. 20 00:01:02,679 --> 00:01:06,288 BOIMLER: Ensign's log, stardate 58460.1. 21 00:01:06,292 --> 00:01:09,378 The Cerritos has just entered the orbit of Krulmuth-B. 22 00:01:09,382 --> 00:01:11,119 Home of the Krulmuth-B portal, 23 00:01:11,123 --> 00:01:13,121 one of my all-time favorite portals. 24 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:15,222 We're taking routine portal readings and making sure 25 00:01:15,227 --> 00:01:17,395 the portal area is free of any portal problems. 26 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,267 Stop. How are you so excited 27 00:01:19,272 --> 00:01:21,544 for some random portal nobody's ever heard of? 28 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:22,781 History buffs have. 29 00:01:22,786 --> 00:01:24,219 It was discovered by Captain Pike 30 00:01:24,223 --> 00:01:25,524 and the original crew of the Enterprise. 31 00:01:25,528 --> 00:01:26,830 I-I mean, the second Enterprise, 32 00:01:26,834 --> 00:01:28,223 - but technically... - Uh, yeah. Okay, 33 00:01:28,227 --> 00:01:30,300 it's gonna be like every other portal, and we're just running scans. 34 00:01:30,304 --> 00:01:31,476 Because it might do something. 35 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,448 Which it hasn't. In 120 years. 36 00:01:34,453 --> 00:01:35,579 Yeah, it's due. 37 00:01:35,584 --> 00:01:37,290 Can you imagine what it must have been like 38 00:01:37,295 --> 00:01:39,810 to be with Those Old Scientists? I mean, this is as close 39 00:01:39,815 --> 00:01:41,812 as we'll get to Spock or Numero Una. 40 00:01:41,817 --> 00:01:43,455 Don't call her that. No one called her that. 41 00:01:43,459 --> 00:01:46,502 Come on, we're gonna be standing in the same spot as Uhura. 42 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:48,025 That doesn't get you a little excited? 43 00:01:48,029 --> 00:01:50,070 Yeah, Uhura was cool as hell. Probably because 44 00:01:50,074 --> 00:01:52,725 she had a life outside of work. You should try it. 45 00:01:52,729 --> 00:01:56,381 Okey dokey, who's pumped to scan some teleron radiation? 46 00:01:56,385 --> 00:01:58,085 Ugh, you're excited about this, too? 47 00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:00,123 Guys, a broken portal is just a tunnel. 48 00:02:00,128 --> 00:02:01,952 I love scanning new things for my collection. 49 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:04,128 Radiation's a super useful form of energy. 50 00:02:04,132 --> 00:02:05,912 BOTH: Ha-ha! Science! 51 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:08,654 Oh, the bar to excite you guys could not be lower. 52 00:02:08,658 --> 00:02:10,221 - Pretty great, huh? - All right, let's just 53 00:02:10,225 --> 00:02:11,744 get going. I can... I'll brief you on the way. 54 00:02:11,748 --> 00:02:13,366 Wait, you're in charge? 55 00:02:13,371 --> 00:02:15,082 Yep. Job of a lifetime. 56 00:02:15,087 --> 00:02:16,425 But you think portals are boring. 57 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:17,475 Why would they choose you? 58 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,091 Probably 'cause Ransom knew it would bum me out. 59 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:20,285 Come on, sooner we leave, 60 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:22,431 sooner you get in your all-important portal time. 61 00:02:22,436 --> 00:02:24,495 [GASPS] Do you think there'll be tachyons? 62 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,933 I can't wait to measure some freaking tachyons! 63 00:02:26,937 --> 00:02:28,935 [GRUMBLES] 64 00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:31,028 ♪ ♪ 65 00:02:35,441 --> 00:02:38,814 Okay, the ancient inactive thingy is right over there. 66 00:02:38,819 --> 00:02:41,661 Let's go make sure it's still not doing anything. 67 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:43,211 Hey, did you know that this portal 68 00:02:43,215 --> 00:02:44,864 was actually discovered by Orions? 69 00:02:44,868 --> 00:02:47,867 Oh, ho, ho, Tendi, Tendi, Tendi, Tendi. 70 00:02:47,871 --> 00:02:49,608 The Enterprise actually found it. 71 00:02:49,612 --> 00:02:52,176 Ooh, ah, no, an Orion science vessel did. 72 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:53,896 My great-grandmother was on it. 73 00:02:53,901 --> 00:02:55,290 But, I mean, were any Orions even 74 00:02:55,295 --> 00:02:57,080 doing science stuff back then? 75 00:02:57,085 --> 00:02:58,791 They weren't all pirates, you know. 76 00:02:58,795 --> 00:03:00,455 Somebody had to make the starships. 77 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:02,372 Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't meant to suggest that... 78 00:03:02,376 --> 00:03:04,231 [SIGHS] Look, all I'm saying is 79 00:03:04,236 --> 00:03:07,135 wouldn't that be a historically-appropriate career 80 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,325 for an Orion to have back then? 81 00:03:08,329 --> 00:03:10,331 Some Orions might surprise you. 82 00:03:11,117 --> 00:03:13,053 All right, Boims, I know what Starfleet tells us 83 00:03:13,058 --> 00:03:14,579 and I know you know everything about everything, 84 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:16,090 but let's maybe listen to Tendi on this one. 85 00:03:16,094 --> 00:03:17,931 Hey, guys. You're not gonna believe this, 86 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,629 but I'm picking up traces of horonium. 87 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:22,074 [GASPS] Horonium hasn't been recorded for centuries! 88 00:03:22,079 --> 00:03:24,390 Oh, I can't wait to show the guys back in Engineering this scan. 89 00:03:24,394 --> 00:03:25,525 Billups is gonna flip! 90 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:27,265 You know, Starfleet used horonium 91 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:28,820 in the original NX class. 92 00:03:28,825 --> 00:03:30,258 It's lightweight, it's durable, 93 00:03:30,262 --> 00:03:31,781 and it's just the right shade of gray. 94 00:03:31,785 --> 00:03:34,018 Yes, yes. We were all there for that fun time 95 00:03:34,023 --> 00:03:35,425 at the Starship History Museum. 96 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:37,297 Ah, I bet Spock stood right here. 97 00:03:37,302 --> 00:03:39,126 "Mr. Boimler, hand me that scanner". 98 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,572 - [LAUGHS] That's great! - [SNICKERS] Is that your Spock? 99 00:03:41,577 --> 00:03:43,009 Yeah, I've been working on it. 100 00:03:43,013 --> 00:03:44,489 Old scientists. Old starships. 101 00:03:44,493 --> 00:03:46,241 You know we're here, like, right now. 102 00:03:46,246 --> 00:03:47,839 Maybe live in the moment? 103 00:03:47,844 --> 00:03:49,120 I know, but... [SIGHS] 104 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:51,005 sometimes I wish I could have lived back then. 105 00:03:51,010 --> 00:03:52,357 Yeah, no, thanks. I mean, right now 106 00:03:52,361 --> 00:03:53,955 when I disappoint people, it's no big deal. 107 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:55,599 But back in the past, I'd be disappointing Uhura. 108 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,153 Disappointing Uhura would be cool! 109 00:03:57,158 --> 00:03:58,391 I wish I could disappoint Uhura. 110 00:03:58,395 --> 00:03:59,654 No, it wouldn't. What are you talking about? 111 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:01,078 Oh, I got to get a picture of this. 112 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,855 Hey Boimler, this way. Give me a Spock pose. 113 00:04:02,859 --> 00:04:04,117 Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. [CLEARS THROAT] 114 00:04:04,121 --> 00:04:05,340 Live long and prosper. 115 00:04:07,473 --> 00:04:08,905 Uh, guys? 116 00:04:08,909 --> 00:04:10,867 The ancient thing is doing a thing. 117 00:04:11,607 --> 00:04:14,089 Aah! Aah! Help! The portal's 118 00:04:14,094 --> 00:04:16,713 - trying to portal me! - Stop lurching towards it! 119 00:04:16,718 --> 00:04:18,615 - [SCREAMING] - Boimler! 120 00:04:19,228 --> 00:04:20,573 Remember me! 121 00:04:22,749 --> 00:04:24,794 Boimler? 122 00:04:27,797 --> 00:04:28,885 Aah! 123 00:04:30,322 --> 00:04:31,406 [GASPING] 124 00:04:31,410 --> 00:04:32,663 What... 125 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:36,523 Uh... 126 00:04:36,528 --> 00:04:38,138 You guys look... 127 00:04:40,157 --> 00:04:42,242 ... very realistic. 128 00:04:42,246 --> 00:04:43,926 What is... 129 00:04:49,849 --> 00:04:51,381 Number One to Enterprise. 130 00:04:51,386 --> 00:04:55,172 We might have a problem. 131 00:04:59,481 --> 00:05:00,753 PIKE: Space. 132 00:05:02,354 --> 00:05:04,356 The final frontier. 133 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,761 These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. 134 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:14,318 Its five-year mission: 135 00:05:14,322 --> 00:05:17,400 to explore strange new worlds.. 136 00:05:19,501 --> 00:05:22,021 ... to seek out new life 137 00:05:22,025 --> 00:05:25,634 and new civilizations, 138 00:05:25,638 --> 00:05:29,725 to boldly go where no one has gone before. 139 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,384 ♪ ♪ 140 00:06:01,935 --> 00:06:03,980 ♪ ♪ 141 00:06:20,257 --> 00:06:22,303 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:51,158 --> 00:06:54,200 PIKE: Captain's log, stardate 2291.6. 143 00:06:54,204 --> 00:06:56,289 En route to deliver a crucial shipment of grain 144 00:06:56,293 --> 00:06:57,943 to a colony on Setlik II, 145 00:06:57,947 --> 00:07:00,250 we encountered something more pressing: 146 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,818 a time traveler. 147 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,950 UNA: Mr. Spock ran an analysis of his delta. 148 00:07:04,954 --> 00:07:06,803 It's not just a badge. It's also a communicator. 149 00:07:06,807 --> 00:07:08,084 - You just press right here. - [CHIRPS] 150 00:07:08,088 --> 00:07:09,825 But flipping it open's the best part. 151 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,609 I like ours better, too. 152 00:07:11,613 --> 00:07:13,093 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 153 00:07:14,927 --> 00:07:16,625 Hi. I'm Captain... 154 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,528 - Captain Christopher Pike. - That's me. 155 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:20,143 Uh, computer, end program? 156 00:07:23,891 --> 00:07:25,980 Never mind. Sorry. 157 00:07:27,429 --> 00:07:29,035 The portal. 158 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,590 Oh, my God, so, the... 159 00:07:31,707 --> 00:07:33,313 That means I'm-I'm... Hello. 160 00:07:33,318 --> 00:07:35,035 That means I'm really on the, uh... 161 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,125 - the, uh... - The USS Enterprise. 162 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:40,351 [GIGGLES] Um, and... Okay, so... 163 00:07:40,356 --> 00:07:41,725 what's the stardate, then? 164 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,641 2291.6. 165 00:07:43,645 --> 00:07:45,325 Ah. 166 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:47,546 Yes. Five digits. 167 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,549 Totally normal date to be living in. 168 00:07:49,554 --> 00:07:51,170 We already know you're from the future, 169 00:07:51,174 --> 00:07:53,196 so no need to do what... whatever it was 170 00:07:53,201 --> 00:07:54,565 - you were trying to do. - Okay, thank God. 171 00:07:54,569 --> 00:07:56,001 Because I'm seriously freaking out right now. 172 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:57,742 I mean, I can't believe that I'm here. 173 00:07:57,746 --> 00:07:59,962 Exactly how far in the future do you hail from, Ensign? 174 00:07:59,966 --> 00:08:02,399 Maybe 120 years, give or take? 175 00:08:02,403 --> 00:08:04,774 Well, you don't look a day over 100. 176 00:08:04,779 --> 00:08:06,085 [LAUGHS] 177 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:09,188 Wha... Funny captain? What's happening? 178 00:08:09,192 --> 00:08:10,760 UNA: You should hold on to this. 179 00:08:10,765 --> 00:08:13,024 Don't want you accidentally affecting the timeline 180 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:14,498 before we get the chance to send you... 181 00:08:14,502 --> 00:08:15,696 - home. - [CLEARS THROAT] 182 00:08:15,701 --> 00:08:17,207 This is my Number One, 183 00:08:17,212 --> 00:08:18,695 Lieutenant Commander Una Chin-Riley. 184 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:19,850 Nice to meet you. 185 00:08:19,855 --> 00:08:21,940 - Mm-hmm. - PIKE: And this is La'An Noonien-Singh, 186 00:08:21,944 --> 00:08:22,985 our head of security. 187 00:08:22,989 --> 00:08:24,547 If you'll follow me, Ensign. 188 00:08:27,254 --> 00:08:29,252 - [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] - That was weird. 189 00:08:29,256 --> 00:08:31,254 - Hmm. - [DOOR WHOOSHES CLOSED] 190 00:08:31,258 --> 00:08:34,100 You don't think he knows something... 191 00:08:34,105 --> 00:08:36,930 about my future, do you? 192 00:08:36,935 --> 00:08:38,807 No. I'm sure he's just, um... 193 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,395 Huh. 194 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:45,883 Oh! It's a classic S/COMS operating system. 195 00:08:45,888 --> 00:08:47,176 Don't touch the buttons. 196 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:49,352 - Nope. No, I wasn't, no. - Look, I recognize 197 00:08:49,357 --> 00:08:51,284 this future knowledge is so boring 198 00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:53,599 the chances of it changing history are low, 199 00:08:53,604 --> 00:08:56,198 but let's review temporal protocols regardless, 200 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,235 - okay? - Mm-hmm. 201 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:01,667 - One, no interfering with past events. - Got it. 202 00:09:01,672 --> 00:09:04,635 - Two, no sharing... future. - No sharing knowledge of the future. 203 00:09:04,639 --> 00:09:06,450 - Yes. - Definitely won't happen again. 204 00:09:06,455 --> 00:09:07,551 Worf's honor. 205 00:09:07,555 --> 00:09:09,684 Dang it. 206 00:09:09,688 --> 00:09:12,469 Last, and perhaps most important. 207 00:09:12,473 --> 00:09:14,297 Don't make any attachments. 208 00:09:14,301 --> 00:09:17,454 Uh, I'm actually not familiar with that one. 209 00:09:17,459 --> 00:09:18,735 Is that a recent addition? 210 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:20,477 Well, yeah, no, because it-it's advice 211 00:09:20,481 --> 00:09:23,062 from personal experience. 212 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,267 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, does-does that mean, uh... 213 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,746 ... you've time traveled too? 214 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,448 A small change here, we won't feel anything. 215 00:09:33,175 --> 00:09:34,969 Yet it could destroy your future. 216 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,777 Your friends. Loved ones. 217 00:09:41,023 --> 00:09:44,562 BOIMLER: Ensign's log, stardate, uh... 218 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,981 the past. So... 219 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,680 [CLEARS THROAT] I'm waiting. 220 00:09:49,684 --> 00:09:52,422 Not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing. 221 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,902 Oh, my God. 222 00:09:53,906 --> 00:09:55,338 [CHUCKLES] 223 00:09:55,342 --> 00:09:57,557 Um, okay, touching this can't possibly 224 00:09:57,561 --> 00:09:59,638 change the future, right? 225 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:03,694 Whoa. 226 00:10:03,699 --> 00:10:05,914 Riker. 227 00:10:05,918 --> 00:10:07,298 [LAUGHING] 228 00:10:07,303 --> 00:10:09,395 - What are you doing? - Uh, 229 00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:12,660 noth... Just, uh, you know, it's a historical saddle, 230 00:10:12,664 --> 00:10:15,706 so I'm just, um, appraising it, um... Yeah. 231 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:17,652 Right. Uh, no judgment. 232 00:10:17,657 --> 00:10:19,982 I just need this place to work. 233 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,843 - So... - Wait a minute, are-are you, uh... 234 00:10:22,848 --> 00:10:24,367 are you Uhura? 235 00:10:24,371 --> 00:10:25,900 - Yes. - Oh, my... 236 00:10:25,905 --> 00:10:28,077 This... I'm sorry, my friend Mariner 237 00:10:28,082 --> 00:10:29,700 would be freaking out right now. 238 00:10:29,705 --> 00:10:32,835 Okay, that's... very weird 239 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,415 and I would love to unpack that, 240 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:37,628 but I have an entire ancient language to decipher. 241 00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:39,849 - So, if you don't mind. - Wow. 242 00:10:39,854 --> 00:10:41,460 You are so work-focused. 243 00:10:41,465 --> 00:10:43,029 - Should I not be work-focused? - You know what, 244 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,475 - forget-forget I said anything. - [P.A. CHIMES] 245 00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:46,560 LA'AN: Ensign Boimler, ready to beam you down to the planet. 246 00:10:46,564 --> 00:10:48,783 Report to the transporter immediately. 247 00:10:48,787 --> 00:10:51,481 Mr. Boimler, I cannot help but notice 248 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,874 that you keep staring at us. 249 00:10:52,878 --> 00:10:56,225 Sorry, uh, it's just that, um... 250 00:10:56,229 --> 00:10:59,184 you're Spock. [SHORT CHUCKLE] And M'Benga. 251 00:10:59,188 --> 00:11:02,013 And is that a classic TS 122 tricorder? 252 00:11:02,017 --> 00:11:03,765 - It's a 120. - Do you mind if... 253 00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:05,085 Can-can I hold it? Just... 254 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:07,353 Thank you so much. Oh, my God. 255 00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:08,977 They never improved on these. 256 00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:10,830 I mean, yeah, they got smaller and more powerful 257 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:12,907 and arguably less likely to explode, but design-wise? 258 00:11:12,911 --> 00:11:13,960 Explode, you said? 259 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,450 As helpful as this analysis of industrial design is, 260 00:11:16,455 --> 00:11:18,744 why don't you tell us what you were doing when the portal turned on? 261 00:11:18,748 --> 00:11:23,710 Yeah, so I was standing, uh, about here. 262 00:11:23,715 --> 00:11:26,298 And Rutherford... he's another ensign... was scanning it 263 00:11:26,303 --> 00:11:28,978 and he found some traces of horonium. 264 00:11:28,983 --> 00:11:30,128 Probably from here. 265 00:11:30,132 --> 00:11:32,365 BOIMLER: Anyway, we took a holo-image with our camera 266 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:35,308 that emitted radioisotopes which seemed to set it off. 267 00:11:35,313 --> 00:11:37,402 So, I guess it was just dumb luck? 268 00:11:38,301 --> 00:11:39,607 [LAUGHS] 269 00:11:41,174 --> 00:11:42,824 You just, uh... 270 00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:44,994 you just... laughed? 271 00:11:44,999 --> 00:11:46,075 SPOCK: Yes. 272 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,059 The thought of assigning intelligence to chance 273 00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:49,848 struck me as ridiculous. 274 00:11:50,979 --> 00:11:52,198 Okay. 275 00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:55,432 Does he always laugh or is this new? 276 00:11:55,437 --> 00:11:57,740 It's definitely new. 277 00:11:57,745 --> 00:12:00,592 PIKE: Pike to Spock, we have a situation here. 278 00:12:00,597 --> 00:12:05,163 Unidentified ship closing in. Prepare for transport. 279 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,686 Landing party's back on board. 280 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:08,103 Tell them to join us on the bridge. 281 00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:12,301 Captain, I think this vessel might be Orion. 282 00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:13,476 Pirates. 283 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,043 Yellow Alert. Shields up. 284 00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:16,392 UNA: Their shields are still down, Captain. 285 00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:17,396 Weapons inactive. 286 00:12:17,401 --> 00:12:18,401 Tactical analysis. 287 00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:20,743 Some Orion vessels are specifically designed 288 00:12:20,748 --> 00:12:23,355 - to fool sensors. - Perfect timing. 289 00:12:23,359 --> 00:12:25,448 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 290 00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:30,013 BOIMLER [QUIETLY]: Oh, my God, oh, my God, 291 00:12:30,018 --> 00:12:31,363 oh, my God! 292 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:34,627 [CHUCKLES] I'm on the bridge. 293 00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:38,022 NCC-1701 dash... 294 00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:39,371 nothing. 295 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:41,243 - Oh... - What would come after the dash? 296 00:12:41,247 --> 00:12:43,436 PIKE: Uhura, hail the Orion vessel. 297 00:12:43,441 --> 00:12:44,724 - BOIMLER: Oh, my God... - PIKE: Mr. Boimler? 298 00:12:44,728 --> 00:12:45,817 Yeah? Yeah, hey. 299 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,263 Come stand here. 300 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,355 Yes, sir. 301 00:12:50,883 --> 00:12:53,159 Lieutenant Ortegas. You're a war hero. 302 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,866 Uh, no response to hails, sir. 303 00:12:56,871 --> 00:12:58,390 We're sure that's an Orion ship? 304 00:12:58,394 --> 00:13:00,765 Oh, that's totally an Orion ship. 305 00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:01,977 Classic Scout. 306 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,675 I built a model of one in a bottle. 307 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,335 It was a small ship but a big bottle, but still. 308 00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:11,210 La'An, better prepare a full torpedo spread, in case. 309 00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:13,386 Wait, wait, wait! Uh, sorry. 310 00:13:13,391 --> 00:13:15,462 It's just, um, I-I have reason to believe 311 00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:17,104 that's a science vessel. 312 00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:20,752 Do Orions have science vessels? 313 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:22,719 They're ignoring our hails. 314 00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:25,167 BOIMLER: Well, it's kind of considered offensive in my time 315 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,201 to assume all Orions are pirates. 316 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,432 UNA: There have been multiple reports 317 00:13:28,436 --> 00:13:30,436 of Orion pirate activity in this area. 318 00:13:30,441 --> 00:13:33,208 Uh, totally makes sense, given the time period. 319 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:36,203 But what if I 320 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,553 happen to know... 321 00:13:37,558 --> 00:13:39,997 - Careful. - ... that's a peaceful vessel, sir. 322 00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:41,046 [COMMS CHIME] 323 00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:42,662 Incoming hail from the Orion ship. 324 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,731 - On screen, please. - [SIGHS] 325 00:13:47,736 --> 00:13:49,778 This is Captain Christopher Pike, USS Enterprise. 326 00:13:49,783 --> 00:13:52,095 Captain Harr Caras 327 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,707 of the Orion science vessel D'Var. 328 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:56,361 PIKE: We initially came to this sector 329 00:13:56,365 --> 00:13:58,146 to aid a Federation colony. 330 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:01,671 They reported several run-ins with Orion pirate vessels? 331 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:05,153 Yeah, that is unfortunate, Captain. 332 00:14:05,157 --> 00:14:08,223 Orion pirates certainly give the rest of us a bad name. 333 00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:09,721 If that's your business, 334 00:14:09,726 --> 00:14:11,681 what were you doing on Krulmuth-B? 335 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,861 Routine surveys. 336 00:14:12,866 --> 00:14:14,771 Captain, I'm reading a transporter signal. 337 00:14:14,775 --> 00:14:16,908 The Orions have beamed up the portal. 338 00:14:17,796 --> 00:14:19,476 Captain Caras, care to explain? 339 00:14:19,481 --> 00:14:22,778 I suspect your science officer to be mistaken, Captain. 340 00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:25,817 I'm reading an energy spike emanating from the Orion ship. 341 00:14:41,261 --> 00:14:43,955 I think I might've made a mistake, Number One. 342 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,255 You? Unheard of. 343 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,748 Okay, I deserve that. 344 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,130 I shouldn't have listened to the ensign. 345 00:14:49,134 --> 00:14:51,872 That's why we lost the portal, it's just... 346 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:54,789 rare that we have someone on the ship who's such a... 347 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,340 Fan? Of you, at least. 348 00:14:57,345 --> 00:15:00,815 He seems completely terrified of me. 349 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,786 He was so excited to see me there for a second, 350 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:05,690 it felt like my future wasn't so bad. 351 00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:06,897 I get that, Chris. 352 00:15:06,902 --> 00:15:08,346 But then he goes and alters time. 353 00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:09,826 I feel like I'm trying to stop a toddler 354 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,219 from knocking over the furniture. 355 00:15:11,223 --> 00:15:12,746 [CHUCKLES] 356 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,004 Where's Mr. Boimler now? 357 00:15:15,009 --> 00:15:16,968 - ♪ ♪ - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 358 00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:20,382 - What you got there? - Aah! 359 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,838 Uh, um, hey. Nothing. 360 00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:25,624 Just doing some, uh... warp field mechanics. 361 00:15:25,628 --> 00:15:27,322 As long as you're not... 362 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,391 borrowing it to input any future knowledge. 363 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,077 No, I don't... I don't think I did. Um, let me just, uh... 364 00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:33,849 Relax, I'm just busting your chops. 365 00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:35,678 - [LAUGHS] Yeah. - But seriously, you should 366 00:15:35,682 --> 00:15:37,114 probably erase whatever you just did. 367 00:15:37,118 --> 00:15:39,712 Aye aye, yeah. [CLEARS THROAT] 368 00:15:39,717 --> 00:15:40,812 Um... 369 00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:42,859 So... 370 00:15:42,863 --> 00:15:45,035 how are you feeling? Has the, uh, 371 00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:47,490 uncontrollable vomiting come in yet? 372 00:15:47,495 --> 00:15:48,666 Uh, what? 373 00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:50,103 Oh, chroniton poisoning. 374 00:15:50,108 --> 00:15:51,345 It's really common. 375 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,739 You just want to make sure you're close to a bathroom. 376 00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:54,776 [SNORTS] 377 00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:56,779 Okay, are you guys both messing with me? 378 00:15:56,784 --> 00:15:59,488 - What's happening? - ORTEGAS: Yeah. Hey, what's the future like? 379 00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:00,882 Do you have jetpacks or what? 380 00:16:00,887 --> 00:16:02,171 - We have jetpacks now. - I know, 381 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:03,390 but, like, smaller jetpacks. 382 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,055 Why don't you both tell me 383 00:16:05,059 --> 00:16:06,796 what life is like on the Enterprise? 384 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,842 I mean, is it just, like, nonstop excitement? 385 00:16:09,846 --> 00:16:12,280 Meeting all these aliens 386 00:16:12,284 --> 00:16:14,125 who are still actually, you know... 387 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:16,524 ... alien? 388 00:16:16,529 --> 00:16:19,014 Guess you're pretty used to seeing aliens in the future? 389 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,930 Well, yeah, but... 390 00:16:20,935 --> 00:16:24,204 This? Right now? This... 391 00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:27,643 this is the golden age of exploration. 392 00:16:27,647 --> 00:16:29,743 And you guys get to actually live it. 393 00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:31,776 I mean... 394 00:16:31,781 --> 00:16:32,952 I'm jealous. 395 00:16:32,956 --> 00:16:35,085 So, where's Nyota? 396 00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:36,260 Where do you think? Working. 397 00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:37,657 Yeah, that tracks. 398 00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,263 I couldn't even get her to come to movie night. 399 00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,495 Oh, if you're around on Friday, you should come. 400 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,787 - Yeah. - Uh, 401 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,051 is that something you're doing 402 00:16:44,055 --> 00:16:46,008 for Captain Pike's birthday? 403 00:16:46,013 --> 00:16:47,402 It's his birthday on Friday? 404 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,707 How do you know his birthday? 405 00:16:48,711 --> 00:16:51,224 Well, I mean, in the future, his birthday's a holiday. 406 00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:54,097 Crap! Crap. Crap. 407 00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:56,801 Please, please do not tell La'An I said anything. 408 00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:59,425 How's throwing the captain a party gonna ruin the future? 409 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,471 Well, it-it could in several ways, um... 410 00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:03,826 Should we throw Pike a party? 411 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:06,533 I like it. Good idea. 412 00:17:06,538 --> 00:17:08,858 - I will give you all the credit for it. - Please don't. 413 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,990 - Please don't put my name on anything. - So much credit. 414 00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,036 I have to go. 415 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,733 Watch out for those chronitons. 416 00:17:14,737 --> 00:17:16,278 Okay, yeah. 417 00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:20,482 ♪ ♪ 418 00:17:28,577 --> 00:17:29,970 [WHIMPERS] 419 00:17:31,772 --> 00:17:33,657 Nurse Chapel? 420 00:17:33,662 --> 00:17:34,964 Nurse Chapel, hi. 421 00:17:34,969 --> 00:17:37,582 Um, I need to talk to you about Spock. 422 00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:39,889 Spock? Uh, what about him? 423 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,835 Well, he's, uh, acting different. 424 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,361 And I'm afraid it's 'cause I did something that broke him. 425 00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:47,625 Medical. 426 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,193 Um, what do you mean, "different"? 427 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,804 All I know is where I come from, 428 00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:53,895 he is legendary for never smiling, 429 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,829 laughing, definitely no joking, 430 00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:58,211 and that Spock goes on to do 431 00:17:58,216 --> 00:17:59,659 really important things that 432 00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:01,692 I very much need to have not messed up. 433 00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:03,603 Are you really sure you should be telling me this stuff? 434 00:18:03,607 --> 00:18:05,827 No, but I-I'm worried 435 00:18:05,832 --> 00:18:08,961 because I made Spock laugh. 436 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:11,138 And I keep wondering 437 00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:13,449 i-is that a butterfly effect? 438 00:18:13,454 --> 00:18:15,577 'Cause the Spock I know shouldn't have done that. 439 00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:18,536 Maybe he's just... 440 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:19,581 going through a thing. 441 00:18:19,585 --> 00:18:21,931 You know? Like, having fun. 442 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,803 No, but I've read every single book about Spock 443 00:18:24,807 --> 00:18:27,003 and they-they mention his upbringing on Vulcan, 444 00:18:27,008 --> 00:18:29,329 his pet sehlat, his relationship with his mom and his dad, 445 00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:30,609 but nothing about a happy, 446 00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:32,588 - smiley, jokey guy, period. - Just stop. Stop, stop, stop. 447 00:18:32,592 --> 00:18:34,247 None of this is your fault, okay? 448 00:18:34,252 --> 00:18:36,163 Spock was acting like this before you arrived. 449 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,760 Oh, thank God. 450 00:18:37,765 --> 00:18:40,459 Okay, so this is what... this is just, like, a phase? 451 00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:43,115 And-and he'll get over it and back to his, 452 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,079 like, serious, real self soon? 453 00:18:47,787 --> 00:18:49,049 Oh. 454 00:18:50,268 --> 00:18:55,038 You're the one who's been influencing him, not me. 455 00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:57,228 I... I-I shouldn't have said anything. 456 00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:58,782 - I-I... - No, it's-it's... 457 00:18:59,412 --> 00:19:00,674 It's fine. 458 00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:05,079 I never assumed that I would... 459 00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:08,983 get to influence him forever, anyway. 460 00:19:10,745 --> 00:19:12,047 Don't even want that. 461 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,244 I... 462 00:19:14,248 --> 00:19:15,463 [TURBOLIFT WHOOSHES] 463 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,029 Maybe I should, uh, 464 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,249 get off the ship sooner, b... 465 00:19:19,253 --> 00:19:21,142 before I, uh... 466 00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:23,684 Yeah. 467 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:28,650 [DOOR WHOOSHES SHUT] 468 00:19:28,654 --> 00:19:30,304 PIKE: Run me through it again. 469 00:19:30,308 --> 00:19:32,604 Respectfully, sir, there is nothing to run through. 470 00:19:32,609 --> 00:19:34,655 Given a longer time frame, I might be able 471 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,397 to brute force a solution, but as of now, 472 00:19:36,401 --> 00:19:37,876 there is no way to track the Orions. 473 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,518 Uh, I know how to track the Orions. 474 00:19:41,315 --> 00:19:42,316 Didn't we talk about that? 475 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,906 Yes, uh, using future knowledge, 476 00:19:43,911 --> 00:19:45,174 yes, I know, I shouldn't, 477 00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:47,543 but, um, what if I could use it 478 00:19:47,548 --> 00:19:49,626 and you guys just, um... [CLEARS THROAT] 479 00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:51,025 don't look? 480 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:54,642 [LAUGHS] That's ridiculous. We can't just not look. 481 00:19:56,856 --> 00:19:58,157 Can we? 482 00:19:58,161 --> 00:20:00,203 - [TOOLS RATTLING] - [BOIMLER GRUNTING] 483 00:20:00,207 --> 00:20:02,597 UNA: We sure this is wise? 484 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,385 No, but I'm going with it. 485 00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:07,040 [PANELS WHIRRING UP] 486 00:20:08,363 --> 00:20:10,017 Huh. Future Boy did it. 487 00:20:11,871 --> 00:20:13,464 Just might be a second. 488 00:20:15,276 --> 00:20:17,313 PIKE: Our top priority is recovering that portal 489 00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:19,376 and sending Ensign Boimler back to his time. 490 00:20:19,381 --> 00:20:21,380 BOIMLER: Just want to throw out there that harming an Orion 491 00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:22,765 could alter the timeline. 492 00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:25,295 Ensign, we were extremely clear about mentioning any... 493 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,733 Please, sir. One of my friends back home is an Orion. 494 00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:29,462 - And you're doing it anyway. - She's a junior science officer 495 00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:31,978 in Starfleet and her great- grandmother's on the D'var. 496 00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:33,284 If we hurt them... 497 00:20:33,289 --> 00:20:34,865 It could erase her from existence. 498 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:36,717 Sir, there has to be a peaceful solution. 499 00:20:36,722 --> 00:20:38,110 And I know diplomacy 500 00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:40,330 is one of your many, many strengths. 501 00:20:40,334 --> 00:20:42,985 That and patience, forgiveness, 502 00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:44,682 benevolence... 503 00:20:44,686 --> 00:20:45,861 really great hair. 504 00:20:49,408 --> 00:20:51,053 Hail the Orions. 505 00:20:53,481 --> 00:20:55,283 Captain, they are charging their warp coils. 506 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,781 UNA: Lock phasers on their engines 507 00:20:56,785 --> 00:20:59,486 - but hold your fire. - Phasers locked and holding. 508 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,058 PIKE: Time to find out if this really is 509 00:21:01,062 --> 00:21:02,786 one of my greatest strengths. 510 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:04,658 Captain Pike. 511 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:07,563 What a remarkable coincidence, running into you here. 512 00:21:07,568 --> 00:21:09,358 - PIKE: We tracked you, Caras. - Why? 513 00:21:09,363 --> 00:21:11,666 We believe you may have... 514 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,743 accidentally taken an ancient portal. 515 00:21:14,748 --> 00:21:16,167 We need you to put it back. 516 00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:18,587 - Is that a threat? - It's a request. 517 00:21:18,592 --> 00:21:21,743 It's hard to really talk with your weapons aimed at our ship. 518 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,398 La'An, stand down phasers. 519 00:21:23,403 --> 00:21:25,249 Standing down. 520 00:21:25,254 --> 00:21:26,904 Now, this portal... 521 00:21:26,909 --> 00:21:29,031 persuade me to return it. 522 00:21:29,035 --> 00:21:31,903 How would you like to be persuaded? 523 00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:33,975 Give us a moment. 524 00:21:35,288 --> 00:21:36,343 Ideas. 525 00:21:36,348 --> 00:21:38,040 - Not you. - Fair. 526 00:21:38,044 --> 00:21:40,608 Uh, can you please tell Captain Pike that the Orions 527 00:21:40,612 --> 00:21:42,237 want to trade? They see it as a sign of respect. 528 00:21:42,241 --> 00:21:44,636 - You know I can hear you. I'm standing right here. - Sorry, 529 00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:46,757 - I thought the span of the room would, uh... - SPOCK: Captain. 530 00:21:46,761 --> 00:21:49,068 It appears they are scanning our cargo hold. 531 00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:52,009 You're carrying an extraordinary amount 532 00:21:52,014 --> 00:21:55,192 of tritriticale grain, Captain. 533 00:21:55,197 --> 00:21:57,704 Giving it to us would be persuasive. 534 00:22:02,442 --> 00:22:04,649 You got yourself a deal, Captain. 535 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,626 The portal is nearly depleted of horonium. 536 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,434 But I calculate there is enough left for a single trip. 537 00:22:16,591 --> 00:22:20,622 Uh, I know me being here wasn't ideal 538 00:22:20,627 --> 00:22:22,998 and potentially reality-threatening, but 539 00:22:23,002 --> 00:22:25,217 meeting all of you 540 00:22:25,221 --> 00:22:27,963 has been one of the greatest experiences of my life. 541 00:22:28,994 --> 00:22:30,048 Thank you. 542 00:22:30,053 --> 00:22:32,359 Well, it's been a... 543 00:22:33,868 --> 00:22:36,314 ... unexpected day for all of us, Ensign. 544 00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:38,405 But, for the sake of the future, 545 00:22:38,409 --> 00:22:40,280 try not to come back. 546 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,042 [GRUNTING] 547 00:23:05,031 --> 00:23:07,508 Oh, hell yeah! I did it. 548 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,338 Mariner? What are you... what are you doing here? 549 00:23:09,342 --> 00:23:11,384 - I'm saving you. - No, no, no, no, no! No, we only had 550 00:23:11,388 --> 00:23:12,777 enough for... 551 00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,819 one trip. 552 00:23:14,824 --> 00:23:15,912 Oh... 553 00:23:16,608 --> 00:23:17,840 Whoa. 554 00:23:17,845 --> 00:23:21,279 Wait, Boims, did I time travel? 555 00:23:21,284 --> 00:23:22,786 Okay, so is Uhura here? 556 00:23:22,791 --> 00:23:25,093 This is amazing. Wow. 557 00:23:25,098 --> 00:23:26,705 You guys are great. But is she here? 558 00:23:26,710 --> 00:23:28,621 Oh, the uniforms! 559 00:23:28,626 --> 00:23:30,232 - Pike to Enterprise. - MARINER: Whoa. 560 00:23:30,237 --> 00:23:33,080 - BOIMLER: Mariner, please. - Five to beam back. 561 00:23:33,085 --> 00:23:35,545 MARINER: Ugh, ranks on the sleeve... I don't know about that. 562 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,638 You see? He has the old thingy. 563 00:23:37,642 --> 00:23:39,139 Oh... 564 00:23:43,741 --> 00:23:45,631 PIKE: Captain's log, supplemental. 565 00:23:45,636 --> 00:23:47,466 Our problems seem to have doubled. 566 00:23:47,471 --> 00:23:50,171 We started our day with one time traveler and now we have two, 567 00:23:50,176 --> 00:23:52,648 which is... a lot. 568 00:23:53,848 --> 00:23:56,046 Okay, not to be ungrateful, but if you had just waited, 569 00:23:56,051 --> 00:23:58,223 - like, one more second, we wouldn't be stuck here. - Do-do... 570 00:23:58,227 --> 00:23:59,792 do you know how worried I was? 571 00:23:59,797 --> 00:24:02,382 You disappeared in a vortex while I was in charge. 572 00:24:02,387 --> 00:24:03,532 For all I knew you were dead 573 00:24:03,537 --> 00:24:05,883 or stuck in a dystopian San Francisco in the middle of a riot. 574 00:24:05,887 --> 00:24:07,388 Have you noticed that their references 575 00:24:07,392 --> 00:24:09,625 - are weirdly specific? - Indeed. 576 00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:11,236 - ... the Bell Riots, Mariner. I was... - I'm sorry, hold up. 577 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,506 Look, I'm gonna keep this, like, 100% profesh, 578 00:24:13,511 --> 00:24:15,364 but I was thoroughly unprepared 579 00:24:15,369 --> 00:24:17,590 - for how hot young Spock was going to be. - [SIGHS] 580 00:24:17,595 --> 00:24:20,219 - Yeah, he's full of surprises. - Like, what? 581 00:24:20,224 --> 00:24:21,974 The body, the face, the ears... what? 582 00:24:21,979 --> 00:24:23,248 I realize we're all still all reacting 583 00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:24,441 to the recent complication, 584 00:24:24,446 --> 00:24:26,033 but we also very much need a solution. 585 00:24:26,038 --> 00:24:28,103 One time traveler is a security threat. 586 00:24:28,108 --> 00:24:29,863 - Two is... - A disaster. 587 00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,387 Thought you said they were cool. 588 00:24:31,391 --> 00:24:32,884 They are. This is serious. 589 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,323 Spock, what's going on with the portal? 590 00:24:34,327 --> 00:24:35,532 Still functioning. 591 00:24:35,536 --> 00:24:37,741 But without horonium we cannot activate it. 592 00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:39,495 I am afraid Ensign Mariner depleted 593 00:24:39,499 --> 00:24:41,571 - the last of the supply. - [CHUCKLES] Well, in my defense, 594 00:24:41,575 --> 00:24:42,964 that thing has, like... [CLICKS TONGUE] 595 00:24:42,968 --> 00:24:44,665 zero instructions, you know? 596 00:24:45,797 --> 00:24:47,668 [TABLETOP SQUEAKS] 597 00:24:48,811 --> 00:24:51,078 And there is no other source of horonium 598 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,133 anywhere in the quadrant? 599 00:24:52,138 --> 00:24:54,496 None. And there hasn't been for over a hundred years. 600 00:24:54,501 --> 00:24:55,846 Can we just cook some up? 601 00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:57,201 - Will you please just not? - Sorry. 602 00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:58,495 SPOCK: The ensign is correct. 603 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,764 We could attempt to synthesize horonium ourselves. 604 00:25:00,769 --> 00:25:02,211 Hot Spock agrees with me. 605 00:25:02,216 --> 00:25:05,203 SPOCK: However, we would be putting ourselves in great danger. 606 00:25:05,207 --> 00:25:07,510 If it goes wrong, the blast could take out half the ship. 607 00:25:07,514 --> 00:25:09,391 And there is a chance it might not work at all. 608 00:25:09,396 --> 00:25:11,351 Mm, that doesn't sound very logical. 609 00:25:11,356 --> 00:25:13,229 - PIKE: We need a second option. - Will you please just stop? 610 00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:14,771 - Sorry, that's what he sounds like. - UNA: I might have one, Chris. 611 00:25:14,775 --> 00:25:16,762 The ancient text on the portal. Uhura's locked herself 612 00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,254 in her quarters, working on a translation. 613 00:25:18,258 --> 00:25:19,287 Maybe she'll come up with some answers. 614 00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:20,291 Great. 615 00:25:20,296 --> 00:25:21,803 MARINER: Oh, uh, but, you know, I have 616 00:25:21,807 --> 00:25:24,096 linguistics experience. Maybe I could help her. 617 00:25:25,158 --> 00:25:27,374 I really want to say no, 618 00:25:27,379 --> 00:25:30,079 but how much more damage could you do at this point? 619 00:25:30,084 --> 00:25:31,186 So, go for it. 620 00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:32,970 - Linguistics experience? Really? - No, 621 00:25:32,974 --> 00:25:34,332 but it's Uhura. Don't ruin this for me. 622 00:25:34,336 --> 00:25:35,425 I will end your life. 623 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:38,181 And Boimler should work with Spock. 624 00:25:38,186 --> 00:25:39,575 Because he took an elective 625 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,795 in material synthesis at the Academy. 626 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,537 - I mean, you know, for-for fun. - Yeah. 627 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,853 It-it's not... it's not like Spock needs help from me. 628 00:25:46,858 --> 00:25:49,552 I can use the extra pair of hands, 629 00:25:49,556 --> 00:25:52,559 if Mr. Boimler is not afraid of losing one of them. 630 00:25:54,648 --> 00:25:56,211 What the... 631 00:25:56,215 --> 00:25:57,634 Spock's smiling now? 632 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:58,955 Yeah, he just doesn't know how. Just go with it. 633 00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:00,399 - I don't like it. - It's terrifying. 634 00:26:03,892 --> 00:26:05,899 Mariner. Mariner! 635 00:26:05,904 --> 00:26:07,271 - What? - Why'd you do that? 636 00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:10,355 Oh, okay, don't act like the prospect of working with Spock 637 00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,188 doesn't tick off some weird box for you. 638 00:26:12,193 --> 00:26:15,323 I already worked with Spock and it didn't... 639 00:26:15,328 --> 00:26:17,369 go the way I wanted it to. 640 00:26:17,374 --> 00:26:19,137 Oh, no. No, Boimler, 641 00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:21,183 don't tell me you asked him about his sehlat. 642 00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:24,499 - Can you not be such a fanboy for one second? - No, it's just... 643 00:26:24,504 --> 00:26:27,459 I thought that being here would be perfect, but... 644 00:26:27,463 --> 00:26:29,374 now I just don't want to get stuck here. 645 00:26:29,378 --> 00:26:32,011 - Yeah. Tough to meet your heroes, huh? - I joined Starfleet 646 00:26:32,016 --> 00:26:33,701 so I could be a part of history. 647 00:26:33,706 --> 00:26:35,684 But if they can't find a way to get us back home, 648 00:26:35,689 --> 00:26:37,208 we're gonna have to go live somewhere off the grid 649 00:26:37,212 --> 00:26:38,620 where we can't affect history at all. 650 00:26:38,624 --> 00:26:40,516 No, no, no, I'm not living off the grid anywhere. 651 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,485 I thrive on the grid. I require grid. 652 00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:44,345 - Right? - Exactly, that's what I said. [YELPS] 653 00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:46,174 What are you... Oh. 654 00:26:46,178 --> 00:26:48,567 Uh... hi. 655 00:26:48,571 --> 00:26:50,047 Uh, is something wrong? 656 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:53,310 Just wondering if everyone from the future 657 00:26:53,315 --> 00:26:55,100 looks at me like they know I'm doomed. 658 00:26:55,105 --> 00:26:57,706 The... Oh. [LAUGHS] Okay, so that is just Boimler. 659 00:26:57,711 --> 00:27:00,579 He is probably freaked out because you're Number One. 660 00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:03,452 - I mean, he has a poster of you up in his bunk. - A poster? 661 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,715 You mean, like... 662 00:27:05,719 --> 00:27:06,977 a pin-up poster? 663 00:27:06,981 --> 00:27:09,806 It's a poster that is pinned up. 664 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:11,812 Am... Are we saying the same thing? 665 00:27:13,626 --> 00:27:15,158 You know what, I don't want to know. 666 00:27:15,163 --> 00:27:17,005 Okay... 667 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,529 Uh... 668 00:27:18,534 --> 00:27:19,923 I don't want to know. 669 00:27:19,928 --> 00:27:21,495 Okay. 670 00:27:25,594 --> 00:27:27,095 I probably shouldn't mention this, 671 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:29,520 but I have always admired you. 672 00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:31,828 - Really? - Yeah, I mean... 673 00:27:31,832 --> 00:27:33,700 Carefree, but also this, like, 674 00:27:33,704 --> 00:27:36,050 grade-A super translating space adventurer. 675 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:38,226 Uh, too much? 676 00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:41,490 Honestly, it's kind of weird you even know me at all. 677 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,405 Girl, everybody knows you. 678 00:27:43,409 --> 00:27:45,642 - [CHUCKLES] - What do they know? 679 00:27:45,647 --> 00:27:49,478 - Um... - Uh, actually, maybe don't tell me. 680 00:27:49,483 --> 00:27:51,486 Yeah. 681 00:27:51,491 --> 00:27:52,967 [UHURA SIGHS] 682 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:56,275 I mean, just that you're good at what you do. 683 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,669 You know, you're hard-working, 684 00:27:57,674 --> 00:28:00,891 unflappable, fearless in the face of... 685 00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:03,725 a bunch of different aliens that I'm not gonna name 686 00:28:03,730 --> 00:28:05,375 or talk about too much 'cause you don't... 687 00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:06,813 you haven't met them yet. 688 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:07,902 And, you know, 689 00:28:07,907 --> 00:28:09,787 you also know how to have fun. 690 00:28:11,611 --> 00:28:12,913 That-that's not terrible. 691 00:28:12,917 --> 00:28:14,309 No. 692 00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:19,267 It's... it's just a lot of pressure, you know? 693 00:28:19,271 --> 00:28:21,443 I mean, I'm 22, 694 00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:24,925 I've barely done anything worth admiring yet. 695 00:28:24,929 --> 00:28:26,870 And there are days, like today, 696 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,190 where I can't even manage a basic translation. 697 00:28:29,194 --> 00:28:30,800 And, meanwhile, Erica's all like, 698 00:28:30,804 --> 00:28:32,410 "You have to learn how to have fun". 699 00:28:32,414 --> 00:28:34,108 But how am I supposed to have fun 700 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:38,310 when I know I have to become this universally-known, 701 00:28:38,315 --> 00:28:42,942 super-translating, unflappable, hard-working badass? 702 00:28:42,947 --> 00:28:44,901 [SIGHS] 703 00:28:44,905 --> 00:28:47,338 All right, I think it's time we took a break. 704 00:28:47,342 --> 00:28:48,974 I really don't do breaks. 705 00:28:48,979 --> 00:28:50,458 Yeah, I'm starting to catch that. 706 00:28:51,681 --> 00:28:53,648 You know, you're the one who could get stuck here 707 00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:55,216 if we don't figure this translation out. 708 00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:57,479 Are you familiar with Starfleet labor codes? 709 00:28:57,483 --> 00:28:58,741 Maybe. 710 00:28:58,745 --> 00:29:01,526 Section 48 Alpha-dash-seven: 711 00:29:01,530 --> 00:29:03,970 "Officers must take meal breaks at regular intervals". 712 00:29:03,975 --> 00:29:05,051 I could report you. 713 00:29:05,056 --> 00:29:08,607 - Y-You know Starfleet codes? - Of course. 714 00:29:08,612 --> 00:29:10,101 I mean, there's a whole bunch of them that 715 00:29:10,105 --> 00:29:12,120 let you slack off a ton, so, yeah. Come on. 716 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,140 All right, 717 00:29:13,145 --> 00:29:15,757 we got some Orion hurricanes. 718 00:29:15,762 --> 00:29:19,327 Well, kind of. They actually didn't have any Orion delaq, 719 00:29:19,331 --> 00:29:21,266 so I kind of had to improvise, 720 00:29:21,271 --> 00:29:23,417 which is honestly for the best. That stuff will 721 00:29:23,422 --> 00:29:25,588 mess you up, truly ruin your life. 722 00:29:25,593 --> 00:29:26,686 All right. 723 00:29:30,459 --> 00:29:31,896 Ah. [CLEARS THROAT] 724 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,024 I like you. 725 00:29:34,029 --> 00:29:36,126 You're a good bad influence. 726 00:29:36,130 --> 00:29:38,482 If you're still around, you should come to Pike's surprise party. 727 00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:40,589 Cool. But only if I can take a bunch of pictures 728 00:29:40,594 --> 00:29:42,345 and weird my mom out with a history book. 729 00:29:42,350 --> 00:29:43,350 [CHUCKLES] 730 00:29:43,355 --> 00:29:45,183 I'm joking. Sort of. 731 00:29:47,673 --> 00:29:49,979 Oh, I knew it was too good to be true. 732 00:29:51,424 --> 00:29:54,056 Why is everyone obsessed with me taking breaks? This... 733 00:29:54,061 --> 00:29:55,580 this isn't the time. 734 00:29:55,584 --> 00:29:56,625 [SIGHS] 735 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,235 On the Klingon front 736 00:29:58,239 --> 00:30:00,628 you never knew when you'd get rest. 737 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,283 So, you'd take a break when you could 738 00:30:02,287 --> 00:30:03,893 'cause you'd never get that time back. 739 00:30:03,897 --> 00:30:06,160 Work will still be here in five minutes. 740 00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:08,759 Fine. Fine. 741 00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:11,962 Let's relax. 742 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:14,386 [SIGHS] 743 00:30:15,953 --> 00:30:18,273 Ooh, easy, that's a lot of... 744 00:30:18,278 --> 00:30:20,561 I've seen these. 745 00:30:20,566 --> 00:30:22,046 [UHURA GRUNTS] 746 00:30:22,846 --> 00:30:24,652 Wait, you-you know these symbols? 747 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:26,176 ORTEGAS: I've seen them before. 748 00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,612 At Starbase Earhart. 749 00:30:27,616 --> 00:30:29,353 A guy tried to trade me a dom-jot set. 750 00:30:29,357 --> 00:30:31,590 - What's dom-jot? - MARINER: Oh, uh, 751 00:30:31,595 --> 00:30:33,966 it's this billiard game that Nausicaans are terrible at, 752 00:30:33,971 --> 00:30:35,577 yet love to bet on for some reason. 753 00:30:35,581 --> 00:30:38,623 This wasn't a traditional set, it was old. 754 00:30:38,627 --> 00:30:40,599 Ancient old. 755 00:30:40,604 --> 00:30:42,428 Nausicaans... 756 00:30:42,433 --> 00:30:44,522 Wait, give me a second. 757 00:30:45,738 --> 00:30:47,166 Erica, you're brilliant. 758 00:30:47,171 --> 00:30:50,026 This is true, I am. Why? 759 00:30:50,030 --> 00:30:53,029 The glyphs on the portal are an ancient Nausicaan dialect 760 00:30:53,033 --> 00:30:56,163 that's thousands of years old. 761 00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:58,948 - That's why I didn't recognize it before. - MARINER: Oh. 762 00:30:58,952 --> 00:31:00,384 That's why. 763 00:31:00,388 --> 00:31:02,751 Not, you know, taking five to recharge. 764 00:31:03,609 --> 00:31:04,927 Unbelievable. 765 00:31:05,571 --> 00:31:07,390 SPOCK: Ensign Boimler, Nurse Chapel 766 00:31:07,395 --> 00:31:10,220 - told me about your exchange. - She did? 767 00:31:10,224 --> 00:31:12,899 She did not go into detail, but it was easy to extrapolate 768 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:15,050 that there was something you told her about my future. 769 00:31:15,055 --> 00:31:17,251 - Perhaps I should know? - Nah. 770 00:31:17,256 --> 00:31:19,750 Nah, nothing from me on the old, uh... 771 00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:21,362 future-altering front. 772 00:31:21,366 --> 00:31:23,625 It does not take an expert observer to recognize 773 00:31:23,629 --> 00:31:26,106 that my experiments in human emotion trouble you. 774 00:31:26,110 --> 00:31:28,760 Therefore, I must surmise that my future state... 775 00:31:28,764 --> 00:31:30,327 the one you are familiar with... 776 00:31:30,331 --> 00:31:32,273 must be one in which my emotions are minimized. 777 00:31:32,278 --> 00:31:34,156 Must you surmise that? 778 00:31:34,161 --> 00:31:36,772 But you did say something to Christine that upset her. 779 00:31:37,616 --> 00:31:39,666 [SIGHS] Look, all I said 780 00:31:39,671 --> 00:31:42,426 was that I'm surprised that you're so... 781 00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:43,819 human. 782 00:31:43,823 --> 00:31:47,842 Yes, the universe needs Vulcan Spock, 783 00:31:49,046 --> 00:31:52,349 if everything that I know happens... happens. 784 00:31:52,353 --> 00:31:54,412 And yet I have no choice but to stay true 785 00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,154 to the path I have chosen in this time. 786 00:31:56,159 --> 00:31:58,657 If you sway me then my future will have been altered. 787 00:31:58,662 --> 00:32:00,534 Is that not logical? 788 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,073 Unfortunately, it is. 789 00:32:04,713 --> 00:32:07,016 Shall we activate the synthesizer? 790 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:10,324 Sure, I mean, is-is it gonna, uh, blow my hand off? 791 00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:13,718 - [GRUNTS] - We are separating fissile isotopes at high speeds. 792 00:32:13,722 --> 00:32:16,029 The chance of an explosion is down to a coin flip. 793 00:32:17,483 --> 00:32:20,791 I find myself curious about chance. 794 00:32:23,471 --> 00:32:25,034 Do you feel lucky? 795 00:32:25,038 --> 00:32:27,366 Uh, no, not at all. I, um... 796 00:32:27,371 --> 00:32:29,591 Okay. Uh, so... 797 00:32:29,596 --> 00:32:31,246 [SHRIEKING] 798 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:33,434 - Okay, is that bad? Are sparks bad? - Yes. 799 00:32:33,438 --> 00:32:34,826 Seek cover. 800 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:36,863 [SHRIEKS, WHIMPERS] 801 00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:40,227 Aah! 802 00:32:49,976 --> 00:32:51,622 I've ruined everything. 803 00:32:54,285 --> 00:32:55,797 - [SIGHS] - PELIA: Oh, my dear, 804 00:32:55,802 --> 00:32:58,423 there is nothing quite so soothing 805 00:32:58,428 --> 00:33:01,118 as a properly-calibrated warp core. 806 00:33:03,076 --> 00:33:05,068 You're one of those future kids. 807 00:33:05,073 --> 00:33:07,107 Was. Um... 808 00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:10,720 Now I'm one of those, uh, stuck-here kids. 809 00:33:10,725 --> 00:33:12,945 Also, I'm a man. 810 00:33:14,087 --> 00:33:17,086 You don't happen to know about Setlik II... did we, uh, 811 00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:19,863 find more grain for the colonists there? 812 00:33:19,868 --> 00:33:22,993 "More" was never on the table. That's all anyone had. 813 00:33:22,998 --> 00:33:26,650 It was specially made to grow in their biome. 814 00:33:26,655 --> 00:33:29,959 - So, now we'll just try and... - You're relocating them. 815 00:33:30,558 --> 00:33:32,381 But they've been there for generations. 816 00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:35,277 There has to be something else we can do. 817 00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:38,542 Yes. Find a time travel device 818 00:33:38,546 --> 00:33:40,742 and use it to stop yourself 819 00:33:40,747 --> 00:33:42,845 from messing everything up! 820 00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:45,479 Thank you. That's helpful. 821 00:33:48,121 --> 00:33:51,559 I look up to everyone on this ship, but... 822 00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,429 ... turns out I don't belong here. 823 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:58,171 I mean, how can I fix everything that I... 824 00:33:58,175 --> 00:34:00,980 that I screwed up? 825 00:34:00,985 --> 00:34:03,566 I'm a Lanthanite. 826 00:34:03,571 --> 00:34:06,096 I've lived for thousands of years. 827 00:34:07,419 --> 00:34:09,247 Most heroes I've seen... 828 00:34:10,665 --> 00:34:13,614 ... are just pretending half the time. 829 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:16,966 Mm. There's this one guy I remember. 830 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,643 He said to me, 831 00:34:18,648 --> 00:34:21,323 "I always pretended 832 00:34:21,328 --> 00:34:25,198 to be someone I wanted to be 833 00:34:25,202 --> 00:34:28,114 until finally 834 00:34:28,118 --> 00:34:30,072 I became 835 00:34:30,076 --> 00:34:32,683 that someone... 836 00:34:32,687 --> 00:34:34,725 or he became me". 837 00:34:53,752 --> 00:34:55,967 Okay, okay, um... 838 00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:57,795 all right. 839 00:34:57,799 --> 00:34:59,362 - Ah. - Whoa! 840 00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:00,798 - Holy Q! - Don't! 841 00:35:00,802 --> 00:35:02,844 Don't yell Q! They haven't met him yet. 842 00:35:02,848 --> 00:35:04,585 They had kind of a Trelane thing going on. 843 00:35:04,589 --> 00:35:06,152 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 844 00:35:06,156 --> 00:35:07,283 Are you stealing a shuttle? 845 00:35:07,287 --> 00:35:08,549 I'm not st... Oh, fudge. 846 00:35:10,655 --> 00:35:12,418 What happened to your new best friend Uhura? 847 00:35:12,423 --> 00:35:14,290 Oh, Uhura's awesome. 848 00:35:14,294 --> 00:35:16,858 Yeah, but the, uh, the translation was a bust. 849 00:35:16,862 --> 00:35:18,686 - Wait, she couldn't crack it? - No, she could. 850 00:35:18,690 --> 00:35:20,383 Thank you. Problem is all it said was 851 00:35:20,387 --> 00:35:22,690 - "This is a time portal". - Crap. 852 00:35:22,694 --> 00:35:24,783 - Yeah. - This era's weird. 853 00:35:24,788 --> 00:35:26,607 I know. Have you noticed how slow everybody talks? 854 00:35:26,611 --> 00:35:27,912 - Yeah, and quietly. - Yeah. 855 00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:29,279 So, what's with the shuttle? 856 00:35:29,284 --> 00:35:30,935 Well, ever since I've got here, all I've done 857 00:35:30,939 --> 00:35:33,569 is open my big, stupid mouth and screw everything up, 858 00:35:33,574 --> 00:35:35,894 but if I want to be a hero, I have to fix things. 859 00:35:35,899 --> 00:35:37,402 Ooh, what are we fixing? 860 00:35:37,407 --> 00:35:39,487 The Orions took grain in exchange for the portal, 861 00:35:39,492 --> 00:35:42,536 so I figured if we're gonna be stuck here anyway, 862 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:43,890 might as well trade it back 863 00:35:43,895 --> 00:35:45,719 and give that food to people who really need it. 864 00:35:45,723 --> 00:35:47,879 Doesn't that thing need to be on Crumhat-D in the future? 865 00:35:47,883 --> 00:35:49,359 - Krulmuth-B. - Whatever. 866 00:35:49,364 --> 00:35:52,058 And I'm... done 867 00:35:52,063 --> 00:35:53,630 worrying about the future. 868 00:35:55,092 --> 00:35:56,924 I want to help people now. 869 00:35:59,038 --> 00:36:01,249 And the shuttle has a separate communications array. 870 00:36:01,254 --> 00:36:03,905 Easier to bypass security, get a message to the Orions. 871 00:36:03,909 --> 00:36:06,093 - All right, sneaky Boimy. - [CHUCKLES] 872 00:36:06,098 --> 00:36:07,578 I like it. 873 00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:09,127 But you're not good at breaking protocol. 874 00:36:09,131 --> 00:36:10,228 You're gonna need an accomplice. 875 00:36:10,232 --> 00:36:11,656 And I never get caught. 876 00:36:11,661 --> 00:36:13,996 - LA'AN: What are you doing? - Oh! Oh, no. - [SHRIEKS] 877 00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:15,842 Sorry, sorry. 878 00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:18,271 Hi. 879 00:36:22,944 --> 00:36:25,430 You're lucky Uhura likes to monitor local comm traffic 880 00:36:25,435 --> 00:36:28,238 and was able to block your signal. Over there. 881 00:36:29,282 --> 00:36:32,107 It could have easily escalated to a bad place. 882 00:36:32,111 --> 00:36:33,935 I'm having you both confined to quarters 883 00:36:33,939 --> 00:36:36,366 until we reach Starbase One. Then you'll be their problem. 884 00:36:36,371 --> 00:36:39,588 Lieutenant, I'd like a moment alone with them both, please. 885 00:36:39,593 --> 00:36:40,768 Sir. 886 00:36:43,655 --> 00:36:46,219 - Mr. Boimler. - [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN, CLOSED] 887 00:36:46,224 --> 00:36:48,296 For a guy who seems like a rule-follower, 888 00:36:48,301 --> 00:36:49,902 you certainly break a lot of them. 889 00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:50,969 And Ms. Mariner. 890 00:36:50,974 --> 00:36:54,191 I thought you were here to save your friend, 891 00:36:54,196 --> 00:36:55,695 not make his situation worse. 892 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,703 Look, it was all me, okay? I just... 893 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,856 I don't think Boimler can handle getting thrown in the brig 894 00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:02,658 by a guy who he dressed up as for Halloween. 895 00:37:02,663 --> 00:37:04,996 Oh, he... Really? 896 00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:07,051 Yeah, he had to contour the hell out of the jawline, too. 897 00:37:07,055 --> 00:37:08,254 It-it was a process, yeah. 898 00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:09,926 [CHUCKLES] 899 00:37:09,931 --> 00:37:11,929 Look. [SIGHS] 900 00:37:11,933 --> 00:37:14,323 I want to ask you both 901 00:37:14,327 --> 00:37:16,151 for a personal favor. 902 00:37:16,155 --> 00:37:18,371 Mr. Boimler. 903 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:20,634 I heard that you've been encouraging my crew 904 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,331 to throw me a surprise party. 905 00:37:22,335 --> 00:37:24,202 Please stop doing that. 906 00:37:24,206 --> 00:37:26,727 It's just... 907 00:37:26,731 --> 00:37:29,817 you never know how many birthdays you have left, 908 00:37:29,821 --> 00:37:31,297 - [QUIETLY]: What are you doing? - and-and... 909 00:37:31,301 --> 00:37:34,562 right now, you have friends who want to celebrate you. 910 00:37:35,465 --> 00:37:37,476 While you still can. 911 00:37:37,481 --> 00:37:40,088 [CLICKS TONGUE] Ah. 912 00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,449 Think I know what you're getting at. And I already know. 913 00:37:42,454 --> 00:37:45,353 - Uh, you know about... - You... So, you know about the whole... 914 00:37:45,358 --> 00:37:47,095 - What specifically do you know about? - Not wanting a party 915 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:49,061 has nothing to do with what's going to happen to me. 916 00:37:49,065 --> 00:37:50,358 It's about 917 00:37:50,363 --> 00:37:52,191 what's already happened. 918 00:37:53,861 --> 00:37:55,407 What do you mean? 919 00:37:55,412 --> 00:37:58,759 My father... 920 00:37:58,763 --> 00:38:00,848 we didn't get along. 921 00:38:00,852 --> 00:38:03,768 Frankly, there were times I downright hated his guts. 922 00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:07,968 [SCOFFS] We never resolved things. 923 00:38:10,695 --> 00:38:12,388 This is the first year 924 00:38:12,393 --> 00:38:14,309 I'll be older than he was when he died. 925 00:38:14,812 --> 00:38:18,256 But I'd give years off my own life 926 00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:20,955 if we could have one more argument. 927 00:38:20,959 --> 00:38:22,696 So, 928 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:25,699 my plan was to finish this mission 929 00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:29,372 then sit in a fishing cabin on Setlik II's ice moon, 930 00:38:29,377 --> 00:38:32,618 bring a good bottle of whiskey and have that talk. 931 00:38:32,623 --> 00:38:34,751 I'm sorry about your dad. 932 00:38:34,755 --> 00:38:36,684 But I wonder... 933 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:40,539 if, someday, you're not around anymore, 934 00:38:40,544 --> 00:38:42,585 how many people on this ship 935 00:38:42,589 --> 00:38:44,770 would wish they had another day to talk to you? 936 00:38:49,074 --> 00:38:51,115 Sometimes it's hard to visit the past. 937 00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:54,196 - Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to be here at all. - Shh. This... 938 00:38:58,388 --> 00:38:59,419 You know... 939 00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:05,478 I can understand what it must feel like... 940 00:39:05,482 --> 00:39:07,140 the both of you coming here. 941 00:39:08,739 --> 00:39:10,737 I try to think how I would feel 942 00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:12,596 setting foot on Archer's Enterprise. 943 00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,554 Oh, the NX-01? Don't worry, 944 00:39:14,559 --> 00:39:16,270 Boimler would freak out about that, too. 945 00:39:16,275 --> 00:39:17,381 The NX-01. 946 00:39:17,386 --> 00:39:19,119 They don't make them like that ship anymore, huh? 947 00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:22,340 No, they do. 948 00:39:22,345 --> 00:39:24,082 Captain... 949 00:39:24,087 --> 00:39:26,158 I think I know how to get us home. 950 00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:33,610 BOIMLER: When I first arrived, I brought expectations 951 00:39:33,615 --> 00:39:35,265 of each of you from the future. 952 00:39:35,270 --> 00:39:37,050 And not only was that dangerous, 953 00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:40,316 it denied the reality of who you are right now. 954 00:39:40,321 --> 00:39:42,357 So, I'd like to apologize to you all 955 00:39:42,362 --> 00:39:43,546 with a limerick. 956 00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:45,633 UNA: Or you could just get to the point. 957 00:39:45,637 --> 00:39:46,638 BOIMLER: I don't have to do the limerick. 958 00:39:46,642 --> 00:39:48,036 I don't have to... Mariner, why don't you... 959 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,474 MARINER: Okay, so, one time, Boimler dragged me 960 00:39:49,478 --> 00:39:50,792 to the Starship History Museum. 961 00:39:50,797 --> 00:39:52,273 Dragged? You ran up to the doors. 962 00:39:52,278 --> 00:39:53,694 No, I didn't. It was boring. I hated it. 963 00:39:53,698 --> 00:39:54,804 Anyway, um, so, 964 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,343 they had the NX-01 there. Archer's Enterprise. 965 00:39:57,348 --> 00:39:59,694 BOIMLER: Yeah, yeah, classic design. Plus it had, you know, 966 00:39:59,699 --> 00:40:01,272 - the grapplers. - Skip that part. They don't care. 967 00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:03,231 - I love grapplers. - See? 968 00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:04,959 - All right. - Anyway, 969 00:40:04,964 --> 00:40:06,601 later on in the tour, they said that 970 00:40:06,606 --> 00:40:10,586 ships back then actually used horonium alloy in their hulls. 971 00:40:10,590 --> 00:40:12,792 Ta-da! 972 00:40:13,767 --> 00:40:16,374 So we need to dig an NX class ship out of mothballs? 973 00:40:16,378 --> 00:40:17,898 No, because the tradition is 974 00:40:17,902 --> 00:40:19,377 every time a new vessel's commissioned... 975 00:40:19,381 --> 00:40:21,827 Construction starts with a piece of the last ship to bear its name. 976 00:40:21,831 --> 00:40:23,337 ORTEGAS: Meaning there should be 977 00:40:23,342 --> 00:40:25,209 a piece of horonium inside the Enterprise. 978 00:40:25,213 --> 00:40:26,508 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 979 00:40:26,512 --> 00:40:28,913 SPOCK: Do you know where the section is located? 980 00:40:28,918 --> 00:40:32,422 - I don't, but... - Surprise, I paid attention. 981 00:40:32,427 --> 00:40:34,077 Without being asked. 982 00:40:34,082 --> 00:40:35,871 This guy was distracted by the grapplers. 983 00:40:35,876 --> 00:40:37,140 - [ORTEGAS SNORTS] - SPOCK: It is surprising 984 00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:38,864 because she normally does not pay attention. 985 00:40:43,623 --> 00:40:45,012 [UHURA SIGHS] 986 00:40:45,016 --> 00:40:48,537 Oh, careful with my floor. I use that! 987 00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:51,627 It is illogical to assume that you are the only one. 988 00:40:51,631 --> 00:40:53,368 One, two. I can't believe 989 00:40:53,372 --> 00:40:55,370 all this time, we have been walking 990 00:40:55,374 --> 00:40:57,564 over a piece of history. 991 00:40:57,569 --> 00:40:59,480 I'm a huge fan of Travis Mayweather. 992 00:40:59,485 --> 00:41:01,680 First pilot of the NX-01. 993 00:41:01,685 --> 00:41:03,892 My middle school gym was named after him. 994 00:41:03,897 --> 00:41:05,647 UHURA: Hoshi Sato was on that ship, too. 995 00:41:05,652 --> 00:41:08,372 You know she spoke 86 languages? 996 00:41:08,377 --> 00:41:10,558 I wrote three papers on her at the Academy. 997 00:41:10,563 --> 00:41:12,779 [DING] 998 00:41:12,783 --> 00:41:14,563 Are we sounding like... 999 00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:16,609 UHURA: Them? 1000 00:41:16,613 --> 00:41:17,697 Indeed. 1001 00:41:17,701 --> 00:41:20,569 It is exhausting. 1002 00:41:20,573 --> 00:41:22,314 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 1003 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:26,444 - [BOIMLER CHUCKLES] - [DOOR WHOOSHES CLOSED] 1004 00:41:26,448 --> 00:41:28,011 Hi. 1005 00:41:28,015 --> 00:41:29,970 Is there a problem, Ensign? 1006 00:41:29,974 --> 00:41:32,387 Listen, I-I may have given you the wrong impression 1007 00:41:32,392 --> 00:41:35,670 about Boimler's poster. It-it's for recruitment. 1008 00:41:35,675 --> 00:41:37,194 Yeah, you're the literal 1009 00:41:37,198 --> 00:41:40,219 poster girl/woman for Starfleet. 1010 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:43,273 - Come on, come on. - Uh... 1011 00:41:43,278 --> 00:41:46,060 - You should have led with that part. - Yeah. 1012 00:41:46,065 --> 00:41:47,715 - This is true? - BOIMLER: Uh, yes, sir, 1013 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,935 Number One, sir. Uh... 1014 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:53,636 It was a really big reason why I joined. 1015 00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:55,730 Ad astra per aspera. 1016 00:41:58,568 --> 00:42:00,091 They put that on the poster? 1017 00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,907 And I put it in my bunk. 1018 00:42:04,256 --> 00:42:06,998 I meant for that to sound a lot more admiring than it did. 1019 00:42:08,141 --> 00:42:10,209 Your flagrant disregard for temporal protocols 1020 00:42:10,214 --> 00:42:12,146 by telling me this is deeply troubling. 1021 00:42:16,586 --> 00:42:18,457 But thanks, all the same. 1022 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:20,934 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 1023 00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:22,330 ♪ ♪ 1024 00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:25,377 [LAUGHS] 1025 00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:33,555 Live long and prosper, Mr. Boimler. 1026 00:42:33,559 --> 00:42:35,517 [GASPS SOFTLY] 1027 00:42:39,739 --> 00:42:40,867 Energize. 1028 00:42:40,871 --> 00:42:43,961 I-I'll... You also live and... 1029 00:42:49,357 --> 00:42:52,052 We got your message about the portal. 1030 00:42:52,056 --> 00:42:53,662 That was a mistake. 1031 00:42:53,666 --> 00:42:56,534 That message was sent without my authorization. 1032 00:42:56,538 --> 00:42:58,268 I'm afraid we still need it. 1033 00:42:58,273 --> 00:43:00,619 I do not like having my time wasted, 1034 00:43:00,624 --> 00:43:02,191 - Captain. - It's not his fault. 1035 00:43:02,196 --> 00:43:04,281 - It's mine. - And mine. - LA'AN: It's true. 1036 00:43:04,285 --> 00:43:05,285 It's their fault. 1037 00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:06,784 BOIMLER: We called you because 1038 00:43:06,789 --> 00:43:08,783 we didn't want those Federation colonists to starve. 1039 00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:10,406 Yeah, plus we were kind of going through 1040 00:43:10,411 --> 00:43:11,991 a quarter-life crisis type of thing. 1041 00:43:11,996 --> 00:43:13,333 You know, you meet your heroes, 1042 00:43:13,338 --> 00:43:14,988 and then you're like, "What have I done with my life? 1043 00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:16,598 - I'm trash, right?" - You went through that, too? 1044 00:43:16,602 --> 00:43:18,462 Absolutely. You met Uhura. She's the total package. 1045 00:43:18,466 --> 00:43:20,435 - It is intimidating. - BOIMLER: Because I was going through the same thing 1046 00:43:20,439 --> 00:43:22,038 - with Spock, so... - I know. I didn't want to... - Earlier, 1047 00:43:22,042 --> 00:43:23,692 you will recall, I told you that 1048 00:43:23,696 --> 00:43:25,172 we were here for routine surveys. 1049 00:43:25,176 --> 00:43:27,478 Well, here's the whole truth. 1050 00:43:27,482 --> 00:43:30,046 That is a time portal. 1051 00:43:30,050 --> 00:43:33,310 And these two are from the future, and... 1052 00:43:33,314 --> 00:43:36,187 - we need the portal to get them home. - Really? 1053 00:43:36,192 --> 00:43:39,675 To a future where it's considered offensive 1054 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,690 to assume an Orion is a pirate. 1055 00:43:41,695 --> 00:43:43,940 MARINER: Yeah. And, actually, you know, one of our 1056 00:43:43,945 --> 00:43:46,678 best friends in Starfleet is an Orion officer. 1057 00:43:46,683 --> 00:43:48,716 A scientist. Although she does also 1058 00:43:48,721 --> 00:43:50,972 go by the name Mistress of the Winter Constellations. 1059 00:43:50,977 --> 00:43:52,783 - It's very strange. - That name. 1060 00:43:52,788 --> 00:43:55,047 Her great-grandmother's on your ship. 1061 00:43:55,052 --> 00:43:56,397 Her name's Tendi. 1062 00:43:56,402 --> 00:43:58,500 I have an Astrea Tendi on my ship. 1063 00:43:58,505 --> 00:43:59,768 How do you know that? 1064 00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:01,555 - Well... Yeah. - Because we are time travelers, 1065 00:44:01,559 --> 00:44:03,453 as we've been telling you. I feel like he doesn't listen. 1066 00:44:03,457 --> 00:44:05,037 PIKE: How-how about this. 1067 00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:06,474 You let us use the portal 1068 00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:10,147 and as far as history is concerned, 1069 00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:11,889 Orions discovered it. 1070 00:44:12,492 --> 00:44:15,165 Orion scientists. 1071 00:44:18,795 --> 00:44:20,684 That's all I've ever wanted. 1072 00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:38,461 RUTHERFORD: There they are! Should we go get them? 1073 00:44:38,466 --> 00:44:40,073 TENDI: Hang on! We'll be right there! 1074 00:44:40,077 --> 00:44:42,309 - Oh, no, no, no, we'll come to you. - Just, no. 1075 00:44:48,072 --> 00:44:50,161 It was good to meet you, Captain. 1076 00:45:08,192 --> 00:45:10,016 Wha... 1077 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:11,582 They seemed nice. 1078 00:45:11,586 --> 00:45:13,671 [SIGHS] Tendi, you were right. 1079 00:45:13,675 --> 00:45:15,761 It turns out Orions did discover this portal. 1080 00:45:15,765 --> 00:45:18,178 I know. I told you. My great- grandmother discovered it. 1081 00:45:18,183 --> 00:45:20,038 - Ooh, Astrea, right? - That's right. 1082 00:45:20,043 --> 00:45:22,075 But how'd you know her name? [SHORT CHUCKLE] 1083 00:45:25,296 --> 00:45:27,990 Thanks for coming back to the T.O.S. era to get me. 1084 00:45:27,994 --> 00:45:29,122 You picked that up from Ransom. 1085 00:45:29,126 --> 00:45:30,414 Why does he always call it that? 1086 00:45:30,419 --> 00:45:31,982 It stands for Those Old Scientists. 1087 00:45:31,987 --> 00:45:34,020 - Huh. They seemed pretty young to me. - Oh! 1088 00:45:34,025 --> 00:45:35,257 Numero Una. 1089 00:45:35,262 --> 00:45:36,856 Hottest First Officer 1090 00:45:36,861 --> 00:45:39,025 - in Starfleet history. - Ow! 1091 00:45:39,030 --> 00:45:40,568 Hey, hey! How was the mission, Mariner? 1092 00:45:40,572 --> 00:45:42,396 Never seen you fight to get work before. 1093 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,354 Captain was just gonna send cadets to that portal, 1094 00:45:44,358 --> 00:45:45,399 but she called dibs. 1095 00:45:45,403 --> 00:45:47,488 It was boring. Go away. 1096 00:45:47,492 --> 00:45:49,756 You fought to get this mission? 1097 00:45:49,761 --> 00:45:51,915 - You did it just so I'd get to go. - No. 1098 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,233 Ransom's just an idiot with a bad memory 1099 00:45:54,238 --> 00:45:56,236 'cause he sleeps facedown like a baby. Shut up. 1100 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,489 Huh. 1101 00:46:10,820 --> 00:46:14,123 When we shouted "Surprise!" you didn't seem very surprised. 1102 00:46:14,127 --> 00:46:15,821 Come on, Number One. I knew. 1103 00:46:15,825 --> 00:46:17,518 That's why I cancelled my fishing trip. 1104 00:46:17,523 --> 00:46:20,427 Someone reminded me that maybe I should celebrate with my friends. 1105 00:46:20,432 --> 00:46:22,174 Okay, next month for movie night, 1106 00:46:22,179 --> 00:46:24,394 I'm programming an Andorian comedy. 1107 00:46:24,398 --> 00:46:27,087 Mm-hmm. Turns out the secret to getting Uhura to relax 1108 00:46:27,092 --> 00:46:28,559 is making it feel like work. 1109 00:46:28,564 --> 00:46:31,383 I believe you are going to be her next project, Lieutenant. 1110 00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:32,812 God help me. 1111 00:46:32,817 --> 00:46:35,480 Mm, what exactly have we been drinking for the last hour? 1112 00:46:35,485 --> 00:46:37,354 - [GRUNTS "I DON'T KNOW".] - ORTEGAS: Orion hurricanes. 1113 00:46:37,358 --> 00:46:40,334 Caras gave us a bottle of real Orion delaq, 1114 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,584 so they're genuine. 1115 00:46:41,589 --> 00:46:43,270 Interesting flavor. 1116 00:46:43,275 --> 00:46:45,372 Does anyone else feel strange? 1117 00:46:45,376 --> 00:46:48,326 Why does everything feel so... two-dimensional? 1118 00:46:48,331 --> 00:46:50,158 My arms don't normally do this. 1119 00:46:50,163 --> 00:46:52,901 My eyes feel huge. Do my eyes look huge? 1120 00:46:52,905 --> 00:46:55,208 ALL: Hmm... Hmm? 1121 00:46:55,212 --> 00:46:57,422 What the hell is in these things?! 1122 00:47:03,785 --> 00:47:11,335 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -